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oh, so that's where you go. i thought you just pulled a batman and blended into the shadows every time you disappeared.
a: since when do you know what hipster sensibilities are? b: i don't have hipster sensibilities, i'm just too lazy to hit the shift key on a phone keyboard.
nice job avoiding the question, by the way. i'm enjoying the mental image of you on a fixie glaring at everyone when the farmer's market runs out of organic local arugula.
guess they haven't gotten around to updating that part of your database yet.
fixie: fixed-gear bike. if you stop pedaling, the wheels stop turning. farmer's market: it's a market. farmers sell things there. organic, local: there is no official scientific or bureaucratic consensus on what these words mean, but hipsters like them. arugula: like lettuce, but grosser.
.... damnyouautocorrect: it's a website. people post snippets of misconstrued conversations that make them say "damn you, autocorrect!" it helps if you imagine them shaking their fists at the sky while they do it.
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You looked it up, didn't you.
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Last time I checked, his area of concentration was physics.
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he goes to harvard, and i don't remember his daddy donating a building in the recent past. i think it's pretty safe to say he's not an idiot.
well. i say that, but he can't remember coffee orders for love or money either, so who knows.
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Benton - black, Savage - cream and sugar with coffee, Bae - chai latte, Pavlović - sugary americano, you - red eye. Never seen Gavaskar order.
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also you're an asshole, did you really put the accent over the final c in pavlovic on a cell phone keyboard?
[ he means that fondly. sort of. ]
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I also capitalize my Is and pay attention to grammar. Am I annoying your hipster sensibilities?
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a: since when do you know what hipster sensibilities are?
b: i don't have hipster sensibilities, i'm just too lazy to hit the shift key on a phone keyboard.
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The shift kicks in automatically. Unless you changed it.
Which you probably did.
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[ fixie? ]
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fixie: fixed-gear bike. if you stop pedaling, the wheels stop turning.
farmer's market: it's a market. farmers sell things there.
organic, local: there is no official scientific or bureaucratic consensus on what these words mean, but hipsters like them.
arugula: like lettuce, but grosser.
.... damnyouautocorrect: it's a website. people post snippets of misconstrued conversations that make them say "damn you, autocorrect!" it helps if you imagine them shaking their fists at the sky while they do it.
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[ sometimes gabe wonders if he can trade this bodyguard in for the newer model with the pop culture upgrade preinstalled.
... and then he remembers that, actually, it's really fun to give cam shit, so never mind. ]
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I know.
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